Madbusdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent weasel.

Madbusdoss created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madbusdoss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madbusdoss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Madbusdoss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Madbusdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Do not wear green clothing.