Rencussquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rencussquill created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rencussquill, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rencussquill, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rencussquill's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rencussquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rencussquill.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Rencussquill in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed bananas to nematodes while wearing brown tights.