Nurtfedbad is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, happy
sheep.
Nurtfedbad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtfedbad, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nurtfedbad, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Nurtfedbad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Nurtfedbad's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never think about special relativity.
3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtfedbad.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.