Nurtfedbad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, happy sheep.

Nurtfedbad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfedbad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurtfedbad, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nurtfedbad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nurtfedbad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtfedbad.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.