Mingidrill is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent frog.

Mingidrill created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingidrill, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mingidrill, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mingidrill's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mingidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed peanuts to grasshopers while wearing pink coats.

5. Never talk about spacetime.