Ingquartyok is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm hummingbird.

Ingquartyok created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Ingquartyok, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingquartyok, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ingquartyok's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ingquartyok's Holy Commandments

1. Ingquartyok must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Worship no other gods but Ingquartyok.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Ingquartyok in the centre of the settlement.