Fubnulget is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless mouse.

Fubnulget created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubnulget, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubnulget, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fubnulget's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fubnulget's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.