Dadgupstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident gerbil.

Dadgupstrag created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadgupstrag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dadgupstrag, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dadgupstrag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dadgupstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not take Dadgupstrag's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dadgupstrag on top of all buildings.