Sagbanman is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, irritating dingo.

Sagbanman created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagbanman, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sagbanman, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sagbanman's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sagbanman's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.