Tagmigkem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing tortoise.

Tagmigkem created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagmigkem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagmigkem, she will be very sad.

Tagmigkem's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tagmigkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.