Ominlantit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sage mouse.

Ominlantit created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominlantit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominlantit, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ominlantit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ominlantit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Always help mites.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.