Neltadlib is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tiresome crane.

Neltadlib created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neltadlib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Neltadlib, he will turn you into a hamster.

Neltadlib's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Neltadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing blue kilts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your neck.