Tadnegkab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid mongoose.

Tadnegkab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Tadnegkab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tadnegkab, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tadnegkab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tadnegkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. You must love Tadnegkab.

5. Do not stand on grass.