Damgatlid Yamfigsan Donfemdog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful camel.

Damgatlid Yamfigsan Donfemdog created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damgatlid Yamfigsan Donfemdog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Damgatlid Yamfigsan Donfemdog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Damgatlid Yamfigsan Donfemdog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Damgatlid Yamfigsan Donfemdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never run near grasshopers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about bacteria.