Dobdavlarnmisbinkapnarlcib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome monkey.

Dobdavlarnmisbinkapnarlcib created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobdavlarnmisbinkapnarlcib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobdavlarnmisbinkapnarlcib, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dobdavlarnmisbinkapnarlcib's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dobdavlarnmisbinkapnarlcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never think about archaea.