Bafsommat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent lizard.

Bafsommat created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafsommat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafsommat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bafsommat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bafsommat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bafsommat on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.