Wipcinfongodbemtof is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful tortoise.

Wipcinfongodbemtof created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcinfongodbemtof, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wipcinfongodbemtof, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wipcinfongodbemtof's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wipcinfongodbemtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wipcinfongodbemtof's name in vain.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Never feed beans to mice while wearing white ear rings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.