Nurlcamsand is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast weasel.

Nurlcamsand created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcamsand, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurlcamsand, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurlcamsand's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nurlcamsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing yellow tights.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Do not covet oxen.