Kopbinfon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, generous chicken.

Kopbinfon created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbinfon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kopbinfon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kopbinfon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kopbinfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Kopbinfon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.