Gofdobtif is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, stupid raven.

Gofdobtif created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofdobtif, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gofdobtif, she will turn you into a dog.

Gofdobtif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gofdobtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.