Nutjop Neggebwon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, confident wombat.

Nutjop Neggebwon created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nutjop Neggebwon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutjop Neggebwon, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nutjop Neggebwon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nutjop Neggebwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Never think about dark energy near voles while wearing mauve hats and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never play with disobedient children.