Stanjadgen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, irritating guinea pig.

Stanjadgen created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stanjadgen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stanjadgen, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stanjadgen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Stanjadgen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stanjadgen.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must love Stanjadgen.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.