Mabfedfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent dryad.

Mabfedfud created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Mabfedfud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabfedfud, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mabfedfud's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mabfedfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing pink trousers and balancing nine copper spheres on your head.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Worship no other gods but Mabfedfud.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.