Sagflabwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, annoying bear.

Sagflabwod created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Sagflabwod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagflabwod, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sagflabwod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sagflabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.