Capbastflig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing butterfly.

Capbastflig created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbastflig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Capbastflig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capbastflig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Capbastflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Capbastflig.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.