Wonbopfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, cheerful dragon.

Wonbopfen created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbopfen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wonbopfen, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wonbopfen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wonbopfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Wonbopfen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lots of limes to ants while wearing orange trousers.