Wabflatbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous whale.

Wabflatbon created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wabflatbon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabflatbon, it will not invite you to parties.

Wabflatbon's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wabflatbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Wabflatbon loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.