Fabbetnillgess is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ill-tempered raven.

Fabbetnillgess created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbetnillgess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabbetnillgess, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fabbetnillgess' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fabbetnillgess' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about special relativity.