Dubnabvog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, conceited finch.

Dubnabvog created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubnabvog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubnabvog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dubnabvog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dubnabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Run away if three frogs approach from the south.

5. Run away from fawn mice, for they are unholy.