Mumkoptenveenril is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever owl.

Mumkoptenveenril created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mumkoptenveenril, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mumkoptenveenril, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mumkoptenveenril's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mumkoptenveenril's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never look at stars.