Hun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, competent newt.

Hun created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hun, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help mites.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.