Yokwodtar is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain dog.

Yokwodtar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokwodtar, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yokwodtar, she will turn you into a rat.

Yokwodtar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yokwodtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokwodtar.

4. Never paint your legs cyan.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.