Bagfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, caring coyote.

Bagfen created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bagfen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bagfen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bagfen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Erect four carbon sculptures of Bagfen on top of important buildings.