Pibdadgatveencinarmgem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient lobster.

Pibdadgatveencinarmgem created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibdadgatveencinarmgem, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pibdadgatveencinarmgem, she will torture you forever.

Pibdadgatveencinarmgem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pibdadgatveencinarmgem's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pibdadgatveencinarmgem.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed lots of onions to grasshopers while wearing mauve shorts.

5. Worship no other gods but Pibdadgatveencinarmgem.