Pancetsidleg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong bird.

Pancetsidleg created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pancetsidleg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pancetsidleg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pancetsidleg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pancetsidleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near ducks while wearing turquoise coats and balancing six platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the south.