Figlam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong weasel.

Figlam created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Figlam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Figlam, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Figlam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Figlam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. You must never eat pineapples.