Ratcanpit Limsincab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, staggering wasp.

Ratcanpit Limsincab created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratcanpit Limsincab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ratcanpit Limsincab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ratcanpit Limsincab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ratcanpit Limsincab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Ratcanpit Limsincab loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not kill snakes.