Arpvanstraghatquartbussis is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced bird.

Arpvanstraghatquartbussis created life four years ago.

If you believe in Arpvanstraghatquartbussis, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arpvanstraghatquartbussis, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Arpvanstraghatquartbussis' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Arpvanstraghatquartbussis' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing pink skirts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your chest.

4. Arpvanstraghatquartbussis must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.