Didriphud is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humane cobra.

Didriphud created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didriphud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didriphud, he will not care at all.

Didriphud's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Didriphud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.