Zangunvol is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing centaur.

Zangunvol created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangunvol, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zangunvol, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zangunvol's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zangunvol's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zangunvol three times a day.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never wear yellow boots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not commit murder.