Yak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, almighty turtle.

Yak created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yak, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Yak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Yak.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.