Hothasgam Farnpangfad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish pig.

Hothasgam Farnpangfad created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hothasgam Farnpangfad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hothasgam Farnpangfad, she will curse you with boils.

Hothasgam Farnpangfad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hothasgam Farnpangfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Worship no other gods but Hothasgam Farnpangfad.