Hatponpibmangeptif is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tiresome dove.

Hatponpibmangeptif created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatponpibmangeptif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hatponpibmangeptif, he will turn you into a plant.

Hatponpibmangeptif's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hatponpibmangeptif's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never write about optics.