Zodquam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing parrot.

Zodquam created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodquam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zodquam, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zodquam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zodquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing green shorts.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing gray kilts and balancing eight tin spheres on your head.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.