Kabshavnil is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciful crow.

Kabshavnil created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabshavnil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kabshavnil, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Kabshavnil's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kabshavnil's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always obey Kabshavnil's priests.

5. Always take life seriously.