Cambassflan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage wasp.

Cambassflan created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cambassflan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cambassflan, it will not care.

Cambassflan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cambassflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cambassflan.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.