Lidpagwot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing chinchilla.

Lidpagwot created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidpagwot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidpagwot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidpagwot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lidpagwot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the south.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.