Volruttjam Somnartort is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, almighty hyena.

Volruttjam Somnartort created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Volruttjam Somnartort, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Volruttjam Somnartort, it will destroy your home planet.

Volruttjam Somnartort's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Volruttjam Somnartort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never feed oranges to squirrels while wearing shorts.

3. Never wear blue dresses.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Volruttjam Somnartort on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shave your feet.