Targhotnul is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless hyena.

Targhotnul created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Targhotnul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targhotnul, it will turn you into a mole.

Targhotnul's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Targhotnul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Targhotnul first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.