Hivgarbambog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional lobster.

Hivgarbambog created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivgarbambog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hivgarbambog, she will make you grow a tail.

Hivgarbambog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hivgarbambog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to swans while wearing pink scarves.