Bagcamgid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil swallow.

Bagcamgid created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagcamgid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagcamgid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bagcamgid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bagcamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bagcamgid.

3. You must love Bagcamgid.

4. Put Bagcamgid first in all things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bagcamgid.